Yesterday was the most embarrassing day of my life. I was so ashamed.
I still am.
I didn't know that you were at your desk when I unleashed a deadly garlic fart that I was holding back all morning.
I could not keep that dirty old man in my stomach any longer.
And to make matters worse, I yelled out " Take cover !"
When I passed your cubicle and saw you sitting there, I died a thousand deaths.
But you just kept on reading.
How considerate of you.
I've always thought that you have the most beautiful eyes that I have ever seen, and I often dream of asking you out to dinner and holding your hand.
But that will never happen now.
Why would you go out with a creature like me?
A laughing hyena who thinks that everything is a big joke.
I came by your desk this morning and was told that you called out.
I hope you are well.
FL
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