COMEDY CLUB TICKET SALES

New York City NY

Description

***UNEMPLOYMENT ENDS NEXT WEEK, SO ACT NOW! I AM ONLY HIRING A FEW PEOPLE!!!*** This job features soul-crushing rejection in Times Square and hour upon hour of humiliating insults hurled at you by slack-jawed tourists from around the globe. Kidding! You will use your improvisational skills, charm, and lunacy to sell comedy club tickets. You sell the tickets for up to $20 apiece and keep 100% of all earnings. How can this be? Because Managers are paid on tickets REDEEMEED AT CLUB! This sure beats working at Chuck E. Cheese while spoiled brats mercilessly pelt your face with scalding-hot globs of vile pizza! I need people to work 3 afternoons weekly, from Thursday to Sunday (at least 3 of these 4 days). You may work Monday-Wednesday as well, if you CHOOSE. There is one day of training. ***Want to hear more? Then explain to me (IN AT LEAST 5 SENTENCES!) why this job interests you and why you might excel at it. Don't hold back.....Nothing is too wild, creative, or inappropriate to write! These WELL-WRITTEN sentences will help determine if you will be contacted (good communication skills are a must for this gig), so make it impressive! Please include PHONE NUMBER with your response. Then go eat some freakin' pie! Over & Out, Paul, Broadway Comedy Club Sales Managers P.S. See all the free comedy shows you wish! And if you are a comic, you can earn stage time (based on tickets sold).