It’s sunday! time to take the children to church

South Bend IN

Description

Yes it is time to take the little to church. They will symbolically drink Jesus blood and eat his body. The kids just love that. Then we tell them that invisible Jesus is watching them all the time to protect them and to make sure they do not sin because if they do sin Jesus will send them to hell for eternity. I then tell them that they better good because jesus might flood the whole again and kill everyone But Jesus loves you. I tell the children how Jesus can rise from the dead. How he can heal anyone and he can even make food fall from the sky. Sure children last year over 9 million people starved to death around the world and Jesus did nothing. But I bet Jesus just didn’t like those people because they had dark skin and didn’t live in America. Jesus loves America, GOD BLESS THE USA.