What would popov do?

Eugene OR

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He’d have patted my mother’s two large and useless guard dogs on the head and jolly well made his way upstairs. You’d be right to assume if you broke my lamp I’d have been pissed. Though I wonder if the blue bird screaming, “mother f”r”! Gave you a startle. Maybe someday I’ll find out, but for now you’ve been a good man and a fun plot twist. Thanks for all that you do ;)