Old Fart band looking for drummer who doesn't do THIS!

Bridgeport CT

Description

We're a group of older guys who are looking to play for fun and relaxation... our last drummer would not stop ripping firecracker farts in the middle of practice... it sounded like someone tearing cheesecloth... and the smell was terrible... he had a drum throne with a vinyl seat and when he rimmed those hot brown air biscuits off of that taut vinyl surface it rang out like tommy gun fire... So please, if you want to play with us, please do not blast your flatulence all over my basement...!!! Don't even think about it!!! I know we are old FARTS but that doesn't mean you have to FART the whole time!!! Gross Terry!