Blasting bass, revving engine, driving SO COOL

Spokane WA

Description

Wow! Some people are so cool, blasting their rattling cheapo bass in their dollar store car! They are so awesome, revving their engine over 9000 RPM so the entire city can hear! We are so impressed! Wow, they can speed in the left lane of the highway and then slam their brakes and almost cause an accident when they almost miss their exit because their brain is just THAT BIG! So impressive! OMG, they are such a COOL GUY they can weave through traffic on a 30 mph street! How did they get such a noisy, busted muffler and pawn shop subwoofer!? I wish I could be as cool as them! They are so cool they even throw litter out their window and don't care if they inconvenience other people or put others' lives in danger! I hope they put even MORE subwoofers in their car and drive even FASTER! They're the coolest! I hope the police continue to do nothing about the reckless, thoughtless, drivers in this city and we can continue to have a reputation as an urban trashcan! Woohoo! SO COOL!