Personal Assistant Needed

Chicago IL

Description

Through no merit of my own, I was recently left some railroad bonds by my great uncle from the early 20th century, we're talking close to 8 figures. FU money as it turns out. I was never much for wanting an assistant and prefer to do nearly everything myself but since becoming a multi-millionaire there is one thing I would be happy to never have to do again ever. I'm looking for a full-time live in assistant who is willing to literally wipe my ass. That's it plain and simple. You will have no other responsibilities other than this. Certain days you may not have to work at all and on tough days you may work an hour tops. Your sole responsibility is to always be available and when I clap my hands twice or call you quickly come in and wipe me clean. Yes this can potentially be a job share if I don't find the right candidate willing to work it truly full time. You will receive room and board and a full salary. I'm thinking $50,000 annually but this is potentially negotiable for the proper candidate. Looking forward to hiring my assistant this month hopefully. Regards...Howard