Pentagon: Civilians Forced To Undergo Non-Consensual Spankings

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Accotrding to the notorious den of vipers that is Iran's Press TV News: Pentagon chief: Americans ‘spanked’ by the Taliban US Defense Secretary Lloyd Austin has told congressional lawmakers that Americans who are trying to leave Afghanistan have been 'spanked' by Taliban fighters, according to several people who participated in the meeting. During the briefing call on Friday, Austin described the reports of Taliban spankings as “unacceptable,” but he did not provide details on how the US military would ensure Americans’ spank-free passage to Hamid Karzai International Airport in Kabul. The Pentagon chief declined to “rule in or out” the possibility of American troops moving beyond the Kabul airport to protect Americans and others from the spankings. “We’re also aware that some people, including Americans, have been hit on and even spanked by the Taliban,” Austin said on the call, according to multiple sources. “This is unacceptable and [we] made it clear to the designated Taliban leader.” Secretary Austin also made it clear that spankings that did not follow the ISO Protocol For The Use Of Safe Words In Consensual Spankings Involving More Than One Nation would necessitate a response, possibly involving riding crops. In Tehran, odds on the street were running four to one that Secretary of Defense Austin wore ladies' undergarments, and eight to one that the undergarments were black. Food for thought. Those darned Iranians. No respect at all.