Hankenstank

Summerville SC

Description

Orange male cat UTD on shots and neutered Approximately 5 years old He's one of those cats that just shows up and decides he's going to live at your house. We feed him bc we're not assholes, but he wants a furever home that he can live inside of, with an old cat lady, where he can be served like the king he is. Hi favorite pastimes are suckling on blankies, being pet and brushed (he will literally pet himself with your hand if you ignore him), drinking fresh water from the faucet (if you don't like cats on your counter, pls don't even respond to this ad), and practicing basketball 🏀 at the storm door (you'll see...). If you think you and Hankenstank are meant to be, please respond to this ad with some details about yourself and why you are deserving of this majestic beast. He will rule your home, so he's looking for a person who will cater to him. Homemakers, retirees, and single people, this cat is for you.