Desperate artist

Des Moines IA

Description

I had people responding laughing so I'm reposting even though it was flagged. I really do need musicians though. I'm looking for musicians with a really bad attitude. Please blame the music industry for your lack of success If you're not picky about what genre you play don't bother responding. I want you to be late to practice at least once a week and sometimes completely forget. It would be great if you could show up so drunk or high that you can't even play or speak clearly and blame us. Bossyness is absolutely required Occasionally you should bring your girlfriend that will talk way too much about nothing during the whole practice and just expect us to be cool with it. If you could you should convince us that you're a creative genius and then blame us when we figure out you've never written one riff one melody or one song. Also I hope you'll pawn your instrument to pay your water bill before practice and ask us for a loan so you can go buy a thrift store knockoff while we wait on you to show up rather than just asking us for the loan in the first place. Its totally cool if you answer your phone while we're playing and yell into your phone. Don't bother leaving the room. Just take care of the call. Yes. Your lasagne shopping list is very important. We'll wait. You can even borrow my pen and paper. I'll just go get it for you. Oh you need a ride there also? My pleasure. No gas money? Not a problem. This is your second practice. You might as well be a core member. I love it when people turn pale and pit sweat from stage fright. There's no better mark of a professional Yes the writing and playing is the easy part. I still need musicians