Come looking yo' absolute flyest, and leave them copilots at home.
Mark your calendar! SEP 17TH I'll be raising a glass to one of my greatest stunts yet. There'll be plenty of food, plenty of antics, a small dog and what better be 👀, some ghatdamn presents.CLICK HERE FOR THIS HOUSEWARMING'S REGISTRY (details below)
Registry InfoGifts are not required, but are strongly suggested. There's a couple items that have multiple color and size options. To see what my preferences are on those, just hover over the image, and click 'view' once you're on the wishlist menu. Because I like to reward good behavior, purchases of $30 or more get you some form of prize. Refer to the diagram above to see how you rack up.
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