Who's the fastest/loudest drummer in Humboldt?

Arcata CA

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Who is the most powerful, accurate, hair-whipping, knuckle-bleeding, cymbal-choking, don't-get-em-wet-after-midnight drummer around here? Are they all just a bunch of stoner ass LaZboys afraid to pass through the gates of Hell? Is there no thrash-tastic egomaniacal lightning lord this far from the big city? WHERE ARE YOU HIDING? You've been brooding in solitude long enough. Step forth from your shed, spill your blood, sell your soul, and join us in taking over the world one orgiastic house party at a time. Asking for a friend.