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Hey folks I'm Dave Ulbrich AKA Dave the douche, gorgeous Governor Gavin is the best and hottest. I got the stimulus money even though I've never worked. My mom owns two houses so we have lots of money unlike you losers. I've been getting disability for 21 years even though I'm not disabled, just lazy as shit so thanks to the soft hearted Democrats who believe any story the lawyers make up. So what if I'm 41 and still live with my Mom. I deserve the stimulus and all the SSDI payments every month because I'm so wonderful like Mom says.
And when it comes to the gym, I used to go sometimes just to hang out in the men's showers and stream room scoping out the sweaty rods but I stopped going last March cause they closed the showers and steamroom. But now they will r be opening them back up so i'll be back to watch and wack. And everyone who knows me knows I enjoy poles from glory holes.
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Yes you may contact me with unsolicited services if it has to do with fudgepacking
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