Pirate lady??

Oklahoma City OK

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This is a longshot, but I’m going to try. I’m just an average guy, not much to look at but I saw the most beautiful woman in Walmart today. You were dressed as a pirate, and honestly, I think you were a real pirate. It seems you’d obviously just got off the ship and were in some type of terrible battle. You were dressed in typical pirate garb, with one of your legs missing and having been replaced by a peg leg. There was a parrot on your shoulder. But what was most noticeable, and what made you absolutely beautiful to me was that you had been run through with a saber, and it was still protruding from your torso. But, being the amazing woman you are, even with blood dripping all over the floor, you still had the strength to shop for Pepsis and Doritos as if nothing had ever happened. I have never seen such an incredible woman. I would gladly put up with a parrot that was on your shoulder, with his bird poop everywhere, just to kiss you. If you see this, please respond…