BUG8200 Is In Town

Eureka CA

Description

Recently, I was cruising the autobahn, and I noticed a vehicle with a most unusual California vanity plate: BUG8200 I did a search on the Internet to see what BUG8200 might be: https://html.duckduckgo.com/html?q=bug8200 ... and I suppose it's possible that the owner is a programmer, and the bounty from bug #8200 bought this guy a new car. That would have to be a pretty hairy bug that would result in a five-figure bonus, though. I don't know about you, but when I hear the number '8200', I am just naturally reminded of the Israeli Defense Force's notorious Unit 8200 - which is the source of so much intrusive software, now being used by dictators everywhere to spy on journalists, activists, competitors, and everyone else, too: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Unit_8200 ... and, of course, a 'bug' is slang, for an electronic interception device: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Covert_listening_device ... leaving me with the impression that the IDF's Unit 8200 has deployed into Northern California, for some reason. (And may I say, it is awful nice of the United States government to allow other governments' military operatives to come to the United States and do confidential work for American corporations - corporations such as Oracle, or Rosenberg Capital Management - as well as carry out whatever other instructions they are given, by various Israeli government authorities here in the United States - even get themselves California plates, boasting to the world of their association. You guys are the best hosts ever!) ... All sarcasm aside... if this guy is part of some covert operation, I think his vanity plate just blew the cover. ... On the other hand, if he's just here for a little time off from killing Palestinians, you may be able to find him in the neighborhood of Man-Who-Hires-Strangers-To-Kill-Peacocks-On-Internet, up in McKinleyville. Does the IDF have any idea what sort of a hell they are sending their man into? Northern California is going to chew him up and spit him out and return him to Israel a confirmed heroin addict, with half a dozen Pacific Rim sources for fentanyl, in volume, and a sheaf of recipes for making meth in his kitchen... acquired through trading top-secret Israeli 3D printer files, used to print ghost guns. All Israel is gonna get hooked on meth, and then where will we be? On second thought, maybe Israel already IS hooked on meth. That would explain all the irrational rage, and all the furtive activities after the sun sets, too. Food for thought - or at least a little entertainment. "Looks like it's time to fire up the Tesla coil, boys..." https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tesla_coil