Landscape Co in need of helper/assistant/crew member
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Oklahoma City OK
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If your into titled positions we are hoping we’ll discover/unearth/find/locate/birth our new DIRECTOR OF THE SOUTH CENTRAL OKLAHOMA REGIONAL AREA OF(company name)LANDSCAPE INSTALLATION AND(take a breath)COSTOMER CARE RELATIONS EXPERT DIRECTOR PERSON.ok, can take a breath...with a position/gig with a tittle only a world class athlete can rattle off in one breath.If your still vertical, we confident that will change when you Learn were willing to go even further with the perks fit for royalty(if they liked getting dirty and sweating)Were willing to put our money where our mouth is. We offer(for the right person)something you wont get from the other post’s....Like your very own corner office complete with front row panoramic view of our fair city.Some say shot gun...some should have tried to get to work on time if they didn’t want to be the second one to experience “life”. (if only by the distance of ones arm length (or standard seating in most domestic trucks).(worse,if your tall and late)IF you doubt us...?than who was the second person to walk on the moon.or the second person to discover a Plymouth....that will not sink after it crashed into the rocks and sinks(your not going to get that/or think it is funny...if you should google it).we’ll say this if your qualified to say your tittle in one breath, have your own phone that does’nt require permission from the cashier to use,have your own ride that does NOTrequire rubber gloves,a screw driver and a pop of the hood to start/kill the engine AND posses enough lucidity/presents of mind/interest/awareness to know that the second of the two houses we stopped at were 15 miles apart, completely different in every way possible (except the State they are located in)to ask,”have we been here today”?The haters will say our standards are too high.To that we say,”not as high as what’s been showing up.Sadly,the magic wand with enough power to correct the wrong (at least enough to restore SOME hope/faith)to try and savage whats left of a nation that’s being referred to (by far too many)in the past tense,does not exist.....anymore than the much needed auto steering correct technology the Titanic could have put to use.Side note:It’s a stretch to say global warming is man’s deliberate attempt to prevent another such tragedy from happening.If the planet been warm enough....it would have been melted.to that we say start shopping for realistate on any land mass that starts with Mt....But do it off our clock.will delete text only calls(especially when you don’t take enough time to introduce yourself.that tells us your not able or willing to follow directions or you have something to hide. The haters are going to love this post. they’ll be able to feed off of this for months.405-408-5089
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