Own Your Own Hellhound

Ivy Meadow Lane near Clay Road, Houston TX

Description

Don’t be deceived by the cute pictures, this dog is a straight-up psycho! She enjoys long walks to eat your shoes, peeing on everything in sight, and jumping up on every human being, thereby destroying your tender flesh with her talon-like claws. She likes to torture other dogs with her incessant biting and listens to commands about as well as a brick wall. She jumps on tables, couches, and counters to devour every piece of human food that she desires, often leaving behind putrid piles to remind you of her recent escapades. She digs holes under fences and then barks non-stop at the front door only to have you let her mud-covered body in through the door in triumphant return. After an exorcism (or two) she could have great potential. She is very loving and very active. She enjoys cuddling with you as she gently gnaws on your feet or fingers. Please consider giving this fallen angel a new place to live as my war-zone of a house can no longer withstand her constant onslaught, nor can my granddaughter or father-in-law who often appear to have just fought off a mountain lion.