I started shitting in the yard of my conservative neighbor

Washington DC

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I trust Jesus to clean it up. If my neighbor slips and falls in my shit, it's God's will. That's the great part of being a Christian. I can shit anywhere I want to and claim it's God's job to clean up after me. I can even jump out of a plane without a parachute and say if God wanted us to have parachutes, he'd have created parachute trees.