Mystic Level Band RETURNS AGAIN!

Pembroke Pines FL

Description

To wreak havoc in the Craigslist Classifieds once again! While they try and fool you with their ads for gigs featuring a guy who knows a guy who played with a guy from Jefferson Starship (who?), they're simultaneously looking for a bass player, drummer, guitar player, or any other musician who will eventually have their time completely wasted. I pity those who have responded to their ads and were duped. This is not a professional working band, folks. This is some lady trying way too hard to live out a rock music fantasy and is often mistaken for satire. Their ads have come in many forms over the years, but the atrocious grammar is always a dead give away, along with the "NO FILL-INS" demand in all caps. Yes that's right my friends, you must pledge allegiance to this local rock cover band. You can say goodbye to your friends, family, careers, etc. Mystic Level Band is now your only family. Their cult leader is the only friend you'll ever need. Bend the knee and all your musical goals and dreams will come true...