Friday was the most embarrassing day of my life. I was so ashamed. I still am.
I had no idea that you were at your desk when I unleashed a fatal Taco Bell fart that I was holding in all morning.
I just couldn't keep that dirty old man in my stomach any longer. To make matters worse, I yelled out, " La Cu Caracha !"
When I passed your cubicle and saw you sitting there, I wanted to die.
But you just kept on reading.
How considerate of you.
I always thought that you have the most beautiful eyes that I've ever seen and I often dream of asking you out to dinner and holding you hand.
But that will never happen now.
Why would you date a creature like me ? A laughing hyena who thinks that everything is a joke.
I came by your desk today and they said that you called out.
I hope you are well.
FL
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