Water Mis-Management Is All Someone Else's Fault

Eureka CA

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According to the Lost Coast Outhouse, source of all that is biodegradable: Thieves Are Stealing California’s Water — Watch How It Happens For months, they watched as demand for water spiked. They hired security firms and sent drones to see where the water was going. It wasn’t long before the local water czars caught on to a phenomenon happening across parched California: bandits are tapping into fire hydrants and rivers, filling stations and wells stealing millions of gallons of water. Boo-hoo. Poor San Bernardino County. Hey, guys, let's post that article under an emotional headline and see if we can provoke a few fights in bars amongst the goyim! There's an EASY SOLUTION to water theft in Humboldt County. Make it legal for tankers to fill up at the foot of the Eel River, at the Cannibal Island Boat Ramp. The water may be slightly brackish but I'll bet the pot plants will love it. So will everything else. The water's just about to enter the Pacific Ocean. We will get no more use out of it until it comes back, as rain, months from now. Why not? If someone wants to spend their hard-earned money hauling some of that about-to-enter-the-Pacific-Ocean water all the way back up Highway 36 to Trinity County, who are we to protest? The county could make a little money - say, $20 per truck - and use that money to rebuild Cannibal Island Road, which will surely undergo some wear and tear from the additional traffic. Kids living along Cannibal Island Road can set up lemonade stands and sell cookies to the tanker truckers. HCSO can patrol the road and ticket tankers that go too fast. More money! The Cannibal Island Boat Ramp probably isn't the only site along the North Coast where such a thing can be done. I think maybe I should run for supervisor. I'd have this county humming like a Mazda rotary engine, in three to six months.