You were the tall woman with auburn hair wearing cutoff shorts and carefully manicured nails. I was the thin man of average height wearing a baseball cap over my blonde hair. I paid at the pump but went inside to see if I could strike up a conversation with you. I watched you grab a packet of Skittles. You put them back down and grabbed some M&Ms. I guess you changed your mind again. You put those back too. I inched over to you. We reached out to grab a Twix at the same time and I apologized for being too forecful and rude. You looked at me and said "No sir, go ahead and take it. Take it all! I insist, ladies first." I laughed because you were being passive aggressive and I laughed because I'm a dude. You laughed at yourself because you knew you were funny and clever.
Shell gas station on Sunset Blvd.
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