12 Speed Green mountain bike stolen

Las Vegas NV

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Greetings, I want to ride my bicycle, I want to ride my bike. I went to ride my bicycle, but it was nowhere in sight. Please take care of her, she is almost 30 years old. The hole chewed in the black, cushioned seat is from an Opossum that took up residence in my barn. If you find random animals chasing you, don’t worry, it’s the residual farm animal smells. I had to literally beat the dogs off me while I rode. I wouldn’t recommend using the black water bottle, more than once it was used for emergencies while stopped in traffic. Also, if you’ve noticed, while you change gears to escape said wild animals, the chain will slip and fall off, seriously, not kidding. I once had to try to out pedal an angry, half wild hog. The chain flung off in the fury for my pedaling. My escape tactics unsuccessful and the chain ripped open my shin. Blood everywhere and I had to get a Tetanus shot. I’ll spare you all the horrible details. What a pitiful mess it was. Lastly, take care of her you thief, You stole her. She is a peach of a cruiser. You stole her from me, a disabled, half dead person; so she belongs to you, now, eh? My Husband, who is dead now gave it to me as a gift.