Ways to tell if you're a Democrat

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If you have never been banned from Social Media, you might be a liberal. If you put inflammatory political cartoons on Social Media instead of using proactive debate, you might be a liberal. If you use more slang than structure in your sentences, you might be a liberal. If you immaturely use "TIT FOR TAT" to change the subject instead of answering in defense, then asking a question in return, or answer a question with a question, you might be a liberal. If you use fact check instead of educating yourself and forming your own opinion, you might be a liberal. If every time a gun is used in a "Gun Free Zone", you throw up your hands and emotionally yell " We Got To Do Something About Those Guns" you might be a liberal. If you think that disarmed teachers can do their job and take better care of our children, you might be a liberal. If you think that man is actually influencing the climate of the world, although it is obvious that it is being influenced by something bigger than the human race, you might be a liberal. Not to mention your high opinion of yourself in the grand scheme of things, yep, you might be a liberal. If you use allot of words that end in "ist or fob", as in "racist or homo-fob", you might be a liberal. If you don't believe that carbon is a good thing for carbon based life, you might be a liberal. The older I get, the more I realize, there is someone or something, out there, in control of, call it what you want, but it's there. If you think man is in control of this rock in the infinite expanse of space. "When your spinnin round, things come undone", and as Joe said, "Welcome to Earth, third rock from the Sun.

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