Need to get renters unwilling to vacate out? Hire me!

9478 Aw Siuslaw, Tualatin OR

Description

With the closing of the moratorium more than ever the service of being a baad roommate is in high demand. Rent to me (for one dollar) I'll legally move in with your. Mooch renters/squatters. I'll be incentive they need to move out. My motivational techniques include: Loudly listening to questionable and annoying media. Cooking smelly foods at all times. Poor hygiene and offensive grooming practices in public areas. Being creepy. Volunteering my political opinions at all hours of the night. Invading privacy. Wearing offensive clothing or lack there of in communal areas. Taking over their living spaces (hell I'm legally renting the room!) Excessive drinking and smoking. All this and more can be yours and in no time they will be sure to move out of their own volition! In the subject line please write trail blazers to know your not a bot!