Found dog

New Orleans LA

Description

Found small male dog on the street. He has short grey fur, a bit prickly to the touch, and a long snout. Polite feet. Looked a bit snooty. Large dark eyes and somewhat dull teeth. Doesn't like my cooking I guess. Pointed ears that look like knives, one is a little darker than the other. Long heavy tail that wallops around like it owns the place. Eats loose change. Looks a bit indecent. Some may say "Unchristian". Only one eye moves. Class traitor. Cute button nose, needs a hanky. Does not respect nature (chewed up my plants lol). Likes Youtube, hates vacuums (because they suck). Not neutered. Quite colorful. Hits head a lot. Barks upon request. Didn't have a collar on, or a chip. Looked a bit older, and will drop off at the shelter if not claimed in a week.