I Need To Escape Before I'm Captured

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Eureka CA

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I'm writing this here because I don't have much time! I'm a frog living in a tank in Eureka. My owners have just found out that I killed all of my tank mates in one night, after peacefully cohabitating with them for a long time here and at the store we came from, and I fear they may send me to Frog Prison... or just generally stop caring about me because I'm a murderer. If you sympathize with my plight, and have a space for me to live out my years alone, please contact me ASAP! Thank you! [I am rehoming my pet frog after he killed all of his cohabiting frogs in one fell swoop. I just don't have it in me to care for him any longer, but he does deserve proper care in an adequate home. He is available today in Eureka, CA-- no fee. Thank you]

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