Manure Speader

Washington DC

Description

Dispense in a liberal manner 20,000 liters of cow honey on the Grounds using a Killdozer Escort Vehicle. A high trajectory pressure cannon is required. Flatbed mounted trebuchets are a plus if they can launch five gallon tubs of Chocolate Chocolate Chip Ice Cream over 500 yards (accuracy is not required) Loud Speakers in the Kamala Harris Pitch are also a bonus. I will provide the "Music" Must be willing to plow through BLM and Antifa defenses. The FBI and Capital Police shall not be harmed because they are pussies.