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Dear Diary,
I'm writing you today from this place they call a shelter. *chews on pencil. It's Day #20-something and I'm still...I shudder to write this...LAPLESS. That's right: I have no lap to call my own. I'm looking for a sweet soul who can be persuaded to volunteer theirs. I promise I won't take up much room in my new home.
And furthermore, I promise no one has to walk me every morning at 6AM like you would a dog. I'm self-sufficient that way. And honestly, diary, who wants to be slobbered on anyway? Do you know what's been in that dog's mouth?? Ewww. I'm way more sophisticated than that!
Please tell everyone you know that all you have to do to meet me is email [email protected] for an appointment! Or fill out an adoption application, and one of the shelter's adoptions team will be in touch!
-Your pal, Snowball
Adoption Fee: $20
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