Satan worshipping indie/post-punk/folk/rock musicians needed

Carrboro NC

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The Satan thing made you click. Admit it. I don't even believe in Satan*. If you do, that's... really something. Anyway, I'm a singer-songwriter and I currently have a lot of tunes with full band arrangements Currently, I'm playing guitars, keys, drums, bass, synths, tambo, and bassoon (jk) on all my recordings. And yeah, singing. That, too. Seeing as I lack fifteen hands, this sh!t** is impossible for me to play live. It limits my performances to acoustic sets. If you join my band, I can stop writing all the drum, piano, etc. parts. You can do that instead! Woo! We can also play live and be loud. Even better, yeah? I need, um, pretty much every other instrument right now. Ideally, I'll wrangle together a cadre of experienced, capable, fun musicians who are also critical thinkers. A real gem of a find would be a pianist who also plays guitar or vice versa. If that's you, I'm your friend now. Let's see, what else... It would be cool if you've got a lot of energy and are down with traveling to other cities to play. Obviously that wouldn't happen right off the bat, but it's something I want to do. If you can bang around on stage like Omar in his At the Drive-In Days, even better. Remember: Nobody in the audience gives a dead moose's last turd if your guitar went out of tune or you hit a wrong note while dancing like maniac. But they will remember that you rocked their eye boogers out of their a$$holes. And that's a good thing. Obligatory "if you like these bands, we'll probably click" list: Jets to Brazil, Radiohead, Wilco, Father John Misty, Anais Mitchell, Drive By Truckers, Kurt Vile, Sleater-Kinney, Fugazi, Elliott Smith, Porridge Radio, REM, Pixies... you get it. K. Hit that contact link. *You probably guessed this, but I actually do worship Satan. Every day and even harder on Sundays. Heh. If you're going to hell, you may as well cozy up to the boss. **Will spelling it this way prevent me from getting flagged? We'll see.