Established Klezmer Band Seeks Trumpet Player

South Portland ME

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Exactly what it sounds like. Two superb musicians, Tele and Guitarrone, seek a third for the greatest klezmer band to ever come out of Cumberland County. Must be able to play in 2/4, 3/8, and 3/4 time signatures. Must be able to keep their trap shut when their opinions aren’t wanted (FTR: 99% of the time). Must be able to switch between trumpet and clarinet. Must be able to run drum machine and turn table. Absolutely no Egotists allowed, some drugs are ok, must be able to carry heavy amps. Reply to this ad only. There’s no texting from our flip phones. Join Commander Mazel Tov and the Tijuana Two today and get in good with the Bar Mitzvah kids.