Delicious new choral ode, presently sung by all top Utah choruses

Provo UT

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She said the Moon's a planet, but I know it's a moon. Would the Moon e'er come up and touch us real close? I can't tell whether the Moon's mean or nice. I think it's nice, but ya never know. She said that Mars has moons, but I know it don't. Any gals move to Mars wearing pairs o' slacks? Chief exports of Mars include rice and beans. Ya eat those beans down to Kokomo. She said there's water slides down to Venus and Mars. May a moody baby doom a yam? I bet the moons of Venus smell like rice and beans. Nay, lest they smell! Nay, lest they smell! Nay, lest they smell! Her joints are goin in and out and poppin, too. She's goin all double jointed. She's goin all double jointed. She's goin all double jointed down to Venus and Mars!