I was practicing the luge, you were preparing for the iditarod

Detroit MI

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I didnt say a word that you were practicing for the iditarod with cats instead of dogs. The toy fishing poles on their heads with the toy fish seemed like a good idea.... I saw you watching me as i went into the first turn. I should have been watching the track, but you were too beautiful. You were a woman, with brown hair and a blue jacket. Average size, average build. Really pretty green or blue, maybe brown eyes. Its every mans dream to be the world's biggest luger. If this is you, send me the exact time this happened (greenwich mean time), the precise gps coordinates, the temperature (need i say kelvin??) And the precise location my luge sled landed, with a diagram or something so i know its you. I never thought id be into a cat lady. Come on! You have nothing to "luge"!!