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You were the tall blonde with the near perfect body that farted in the freezer aisle last night. I was the guy that looked over and asked, “Was that you?” You quickly replied “No… it wasn’t me!” You almost seemed insulted I would ask. As the stink grew you continued to deny your flatulence, but it was evident. I tried to get rid of the stench by waving a frozen Totino’s pizza box. You proceeded to storm off in an angry manner. You are beautiful and even if you are a liar and fart like an Angus steer, I'd love to meet up sometime!
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