Description
Hi! Sarge here reporting for duty! My general recently suffered a massive stroke and will be honorably discharged so he can rest and recuperate at home. I need to find a new unit STAT, one that will appreciate my smarts, my eagerness to please, and my desire for both activity (FRISBEEEEE!!!) and for cuddling inside and getting belly rubs.
I need a new leader I can respect who can help me work on my leash manners. Someone patient who will understand I might be aloof and slow to warm to new people. I am prepared to offer my lifelong loyalty and devotion to the new general who wins my heart. I am a bit chunky right now (my general was overly generous with the rations!), so I need to drop a few but am in otherwise great health.
No cats. Needs to be the only dog. Might be a bit rambunctious for little kids. Please inquire for more details. Small rehoming fee applies.
Discussion
By posting you agree to the Terms and Privacy Policy.