Bet you'd give me 20 bucks!

Portland OR

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I was driving in Portland yesterday about to get on the freeway at one of those slow moving freeway on-ramps and there was this naked guy who looked like a 23 year old Brad Pit holding a thin cardboard sign that said "I need clothes. " Yes he did need clothes. No he did not need clothes. People were giving him 20 dollar bills. He must have been making 2000 dollars an hour with his dance motions and wiggling his thing in a circular motion. I could see the pile of bills at his feet. No pockets. Talk about real time based art. This guy was better than the who TBA festival. So I bet you would give me 20 bucks if I did that. I am ugliest of ugly you'd pay me to get dressed.