WANTED: Administrative assistant/chain saw juggler

Los Angeles CA

Description

If you can walk a high wire, blindfolded, backward while chewing gum and whistling old Beatles tunes, we want you. Dead or alive is not an option. Very much alive is what we need. We are a fast-growing condominium building management firm. We are seeking a committed, astute individual to handle a variety of tasks and grow with us. Requirements: 1. Come in on time 2. Live within 10 miles of the zip code 90025 3. You should know what HOA means 4. You are looking for a career 5. Want to be part of a team 6. You need to be a quick learner and be able to think outside the box 7. You must be tech-savvy 8. Type quickly To be considered for this position, please write "JUGGLER" in the subject line