I'm a conservative

Washington DC

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so please allow me to distract you from these very unpleasant facts: 1. Conservatives recently attempted a coup 2. The first lady of our previous President is a prostitute 3. More than one of our party's leaders are pedophiles 4. Our party was responsible for over 600,000 deaths and STILL refuse to get vaccinated 5. The temperature in Portland, Oregon was 116 degrees on Monday and we're still denying the planet is any warmer and we're still giving huge corporate welfare to oil companies So if my posts are obvious lies or seem completely irrelevant to what's really important, it's only because we're making a concerted effort to distract people from seeing the truth about what our party is up to. You see, we're planning another coup attempt and want it to be a surprise. We really hate America and want to hand it over to Vlad Putin. Trump did so partially but we want to do it completely next time. We love authoritarians.