Because we are desperate liars and didn't find

Washington DC

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on any voting machine and didn't find a single ballot that didn't match up with the official tallies, we're now completely changing our story and saying that routers, NOT VOTING MACHINES, are where all the voting data is stored and that unless we have the routers, we'll continue to lie about the election. Then when we've been given the routers and find nothing there either, we'll lie some more and say it was the PENS. The pens magically switched where the ink on the ballot was from Trump to Biden. WE MUST HAVE THE PENS!