This job is like GhostBusters but with a backpack dust vacuum

Chicago IL

Description

We are a vintage furniture warehouse with a strange problem. Since we refinish most of the pieces of furniture we sell, our in-house wood shop generates a lot of dust. At first this wasn't a problem, but over the last couple months the dust level has gotten pretty bad to the point where it has now spread out beyond the wood shop to all parts of the warehouse, even lightly coating lot of our inventory. It's a bit of a mess. Therefore, we'd like to hire a dedicated backpack vacuum guy to take care of it while we install more advanced dust control systems within the wood shop. We'll provide everything you need. The backpack vacuum. The suit. The dust. All you need to do is show up every day and vacuum anything and everything in sight. Everything. The whole place. No joke. Make a game out of it. If you're the type of person who likes to see the satisfying dramatic difference in clean versus dusty... If you're the type of person who likes jobs with clear instructions and easily defined goals... If you're looking for something simple to do all day while you listen to music on your headphones... ...This is the job for you. But, you might ask, what happens after you get rid of ALL the dust? Well, at that point, we'd probably like to raise your pay and hire you for a different job here at our warehouse. There are several to choose from and this Dust Buster job is a great way to get in the door. So don't think of this as just a temporary gig - it's just something we need right now that can pay off for you a lot more later on. So if you are interested in this job, please send me an email and let me know. Tell me a little about yourself and I can set you up for an interview here and we can get started. Thank you for your time reading this ad. Sincerely, Greg