Sizzle sizzle truck driver

Portland OR

Description

It was very hot out, I’m unloading a semi. I walk around the other side when a grey SUV stops next to my trailer. I’m expecting the usual misguided complaint “why were you born? If you don’t leave now I’ll pour soda on yer shit and release my bees in your face you satchel of Richards”. You did not offer bees or a refreshing beverage, instead, barely audible you said “I just have to let you know I think you’re fucking hot.” Wow ok, I definitely didn’t mind this but before I could do much of anything you drove away seemingly nervous and I missed the opportunity for a picnic with my mysterious admirer. Or maybe you are young and we have no business spending time together. I like to imagine you are somewhere around my age and remembered you were running late for work before you decided to holler at a stranger. I’ll probably never know but thanks I feel pretty-