Brief Commentary by William Shakespeare After Portland Visit

Portland OR

Description

What Portland most needest is a Queen". He was obliged to say that. " The Trimet Max and buses ARE SUITABLE TO PUNISH THE French." "I shall compose a theatrical play called Romeo And Romeo about true love that springs between the noble houses of Proud Boys and Antifa." "Nare saw roses such as these..." "Weed so dear...it maketh me more severe." "These strange people worship dead trees" "They speakest the queerest version of Yorkishenglisht" "God don't save the mayor get a Queen"