looking for expired food

Eureka CA

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Hello Mendo, This is not a joke or a troll. I am looking for expired food, mostly canned food, but open to squeeze grease and other atrocities. The older the better, really. Why might I want such a thing? Well, I want to open them on TikTok and see what is inside, in hopes of BIG internet fame. Do you have a grandma that has canned peas from 2007 or older? I want them. Are you a tweaker who can raid an abandoned house for canned goods from the 1980s or before? I want that too(just kidding, don't steal) Here's the thing: if you own any old nasty canned shit, I want it for my TikTok. Name your price. I can come get them in person, or pay for the postage to send them. Just give me your venmo. Thanks for reading! PS: this post is satire, but I really do want expired food(for my TikTok)