Courtney Love is about to be homeless

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Port Charlotte FL

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This is Courtney Love. She is a he. He has no legs. It is extremely difficult to care for a legless cat therefore looking for a caring home. You must carry him to food, water, the litter box, and of course zoom him around in the air like a blimp when its laser pointer time. Just kidding. But seriously. Are you in search for an apathetic roommate? Want to have a pet that gives you little to no responsibilities? An animal that you forget you even own because it has 0 personality? A cat that only likes YOU and hides from everyone else? A friend to rub against your legs as you poop? Courtney is the cat for you! Also, he likes his belly rubbed. Which is weird but ok. I'm moving across the country, that's the reason he needs a home. He is good with dogs and children of all ages. He is not fixed. Indoor only, he will try to tell you otherwise but he's a liar. Not f*r*e*e..$10 rehoming fee. Do not flag me please.

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