Desperately Seeking Someone

San Francisco CA

Description

A lonely man, 23 years of age, is seeking a lonely lady, no matter who, and would not even object to someone with a broken leg or a funny lisp. A little about myself: I’m about the height of a refrigerator, and the weight of a pumpkin, with mousy brown hair and split pea green eyes. I like writing letters, riding the bus, black licorice, and sentimental songs/books/movies that make your heart swell and burst. I’m painfully employed at a local record store, where I solve crosswords for minimum wage. I was raised catholic, and have a misguided liberal arts degree. I should mention that I’ve never had a girlfriend before, but I can make a good soup. You might be: Someone who’s never felt quite at home in this world. Someone who often fantasizes about running away. Someone with the quiet grace to say without speaking. Someone who doesn’t feel the need to look or act like other normal people. Someone who can keep a secret. I know this must all seem very strange, but if you’re at all curious, please write me! I’d love to learn all about you; I’m sure you’ll be nothing like I pictured you to be.