Older kitten

Swanton VT

Description

Older kitten for good home. She got into a fight with Sherwin Williams paint factory, so she's all sorts of colors. She's got a big mouth and likes to talk a lot. A $50 dollar relocation fee is required for her port-a-let, and it goes with her. Very loving, good with kids and small dogs, and totally lazy. She identifies as an outdoor cat, but we have way too much traffic to allow her to truly express herself. She does exist in a perpetual state of pissed off, and needs a more relaxing environment; between the dogs, and the human cub, she's been plotting out our demise in secret. She does not bite or claw, but I think she's been practicing with my steak knives cause I have two missing. Save us, please. Jokes aside, she's a good cat, but I fear she may wind up a tire accessory. Feel free to call or text.