Landscape co KNOWS you got this.

Oklahoma City OK

Description

We r a small landscape co located in nw okc attempting to make a big difference for our clients.(were confident another service will borrow that catch phrase for their next marketing campaign) Dynamite comes in small packages(a slogan we borrowed from people in the diamond mining industry)Like a potter to a lump of clay.All we need is your willingness and commitment to excellence and we will do the rest.allow us to mold and shape you into greatness.before we fire you(pottery?kiln?fire”?....get it?)pun intended.We are searching for “that diamond in the ruff”Ruff does not suggest you must bark like a dog(we don’t judge)but,rather,if your a good person who’s healthy enough to work with ONLY the best of intentions,reliable trans, honest,conservative in your appearance,knows to stay off your phone,posses judgement that tells you that arriving to work under the influence of any thing but your breakfast cereal IS a bad decision.It simply wont fly with us.To make ourselves very clear;....IF you plan to arrive “High” it better be on the back of a Giraff or by helicopter.Further;If your a person who has some degree of professionalism You’ll treat this post as though it matters. Like you actually care about the outcome.(if you want to see if the cpr your sister who’s learning to be a nurse taught you,REALLY works?...offer/Have actual references from previous jobs/employers on a resume,and you’ll know very soon if your sister taught you cpr correctly as the complete and utter shock will be too much for us.to be taken more seriously have a 405 area code.if we are on another call leave a message introducing yourself.The only people that should be acting/doing sketchy stuff will be easy to spot.the will have giant pad of paper and pencils.A red flag(or reason to delete) is someone who only text.does not say their name Note:..our lame jokes and unconventional approach in our quest for excellence don’t mean we be chumps.Some one who conducts themselves in such a manor that if given the opportunity or if roles were reversed,would hire themselves.Some one who knows that punctuality is not the art/science of,;:?/“(though helpful)but means being on time.These qualities are what we want.like it or not.Posessing these qualities(less the cpr) are what we expect demand.if these are not you?continue your search,were confident you’ll find a better match......ohh.we forgot to include, in our must have’s qualification requirements,......that you did not torture small animals as a child.were just sayin.. four o five four o eight five o eight 9.please no e-mails.lets keep simple.