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Chicago IL

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Have you got what it takes to make the big money in red state Utopias like a Florida? Or an Indiana? By it we mean teeth. The south needs teeth, big strong white unbroken ungapped teeth. Leon Spinks stay home! The number one industry in these states is...you guessed it! Organic Corn Cob processing for Texas out houses. Nothing says the south won like a sun dried 3 inch piece of America whiping the taco shit off your American asshole. Indiana where for the third year in a row a hot air balloon took the Ms. Indiana crown. And Florida where wealthy mid western coke addicts rape the children of trusting friends. Ever wondered what happened to the Cowboy President that was the red necked goper before the Space Force President? He's finally cleaning up America from the White House to the Out House! Come on Illinoisians I got a gut feeling about y'all!