I'll take "songs personally relevant but, like, on the DL" for 100.

Portland OR

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We were two peas in a pod. I got into a relationship. I moved away for work. I cut you out - You took it pretty hard. Later, you came to me for help. I ignored you, not because I didn't want to help, but because helping you would have been too hard for me and my relationship. Things got.... way more complicated. Like Romeo and Juliet complicated. He said, she said, they said. Now we're here. I don't hate you. I've never gone out of my way to hurt you or put you down, despite what you may think. I don't think you can say the same. I think you're doing great things with your... intimate shirt recycling business? NEAT! Sorry to hear about your meow-meow - she was a good little fur ball. Hope you're well, and happy belated b-day. There's a lot more to say - maybe down the road. I promise next time we randomly cross paths in the wild, and I'm alone, I'll smile with my dumb face, and maybe crack a horrible joke instead of having a panic attack, running to the bathroom, or avoiding eye contact. All this aside... Here's to those perpetually recovering from your decisions to sever ties - with your imagination and dreams beyond your control. And here's to those who've been cut off, and maybe didn't deserve it. I hope our hearts recover. Cheers, Remorse Horse See "Never Really Over" - Katy Perry