Gig-ready guitar player seeks non-MAGA classic rock jammers

Madison WI

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Just like the title said. I'm looking for players or a band who know enough theory and are comfortable enough on their instrument to play musical solos in front of other people, and are also not into MAGA. Why, you ask? Well, before you send some hate-filled diatribe, please remember that my request is an example of the "free market" theory in action. If limiting myself to non-MAGA people is detrimental to my musical endeavors, then so be it. And if you're offended, then sorry, not sorry, snowflake. Try being less racist, and while you're at it, go try some Thai food. It's awesome. I just can't jive with anything that Trumpism stands for, and I don't believe the closed-minded nature of the MAGA movement is conducive to artistic creativity. Heard anything good lately from Kid Rock or Ted Nugent? I haven't. And don't get me started on bro country. I acknowledge that I'm being a bit closed-minded with this post, but hey, everything is relative. Seriously though, hit me up if you want a guitar player who knows how to play, how to solo, and how to jam on some Grateful Dead, Allman Brothers, or random classic rock tunes.